Please Don’t Talk To Me About The Weather, I Have Eyes Thank You…

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This is the third entry on my “Sound Off” board.

I still need to keep the warning…..if you are easily offended then look away :)

SOR (START OF RANTS)

Rant One

Subject Line Of Email
When is it appropriate to write the entire message in the subject line? Absolutely f***ing never. Erm, hello mr Instant Messenger?
Do I want to read an email if there a words spelled wrong in the subject field? Hell no!
Blank subject line = I’m a lazy b*****d and have nothing interesting to say!
The word URGENT in the subject. Erm, there’s a button for that (but use it wisely, it p***** me right off)

Rant Two

Apparently the weather today is quite bad. I realised this because I have windows in my house and I also occasionally go to that place, oh what’s it called again? Out-f***ing-side! But thanks to everyone for making sure I knew by clogging up my Facebook and “elevator ears”. Seriously, I know it’s windy outside and that’s why I’m using the elevator mirror to flatten down my Albert Einstein hair, you don’t need to tell me – oot!

EOR (END OF RANTS)

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