Russell at theverybesttop10.com has allowed me to do a guest post on his amazing site.
Since it is Christmas I thought this list would be quite fitting and might provide a laugh or two.
10 – “Monkey-ing around the Christmas Tree”
Fair enough if people want to have a Monkey as a pet but if you really need to dress it up for a Christmas photo then at least dress it up in a festive outfit…
9 – “Santa Claws”
I have a jumper like that. I have a cat. I like taking photos of my cat. Would I do a Christmas card like this….no!
8 – “Have yourself a naked, little Christmas”
When looking for photos for this list I was shocked, nae grossed out, with how many people want to send naked family Christmas cards. This is one of the “not so bad” ones even though I have just realised that the man is wearing a nappy. Seriously?
7 – Happy Christmas (War Is Over)
Honestly. Guns & Christmas don’t mix. Guns, Christmas and kids certainly don’t. Weird, just weird.
6 – “It’ll Be Lonely This Christmas”
I sense there should be someone else in this photo on the couch next to her….someone took the photo, surely they could have set a timer and joined the poor girl. Or maybe she set the timer herself awwwww so sad…
5 – “I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus”
Yes, and you obviously told your Daddy who then decked Santa’s halls…
4 – “Blue Christmas”
I think maybe this porno Mummy would also kiss Santa Claus and probably just about anything else that moves. Seriously Mummy – cover yourself up or your bits will go blue as well…
3 – “O Come All Ye Faithful”
I think there is a dog missing from this photo…
2 – “All I Want For Christmas Is You”
After this family sent out their Christmas cards I’m sure the little girl was found in the woods somewhere….
1 – “When A (Devil) Child Is Born”
This is my favourite. If this dropped through my letter box at Christmas I would be moving home before the house burned down.
I hope you enjoyed this list as much as I did making it and once again thanks to Russel at theverybesttop10.com for letting me do this and for all his other great lists!
MERRY CHRISTMAS – take lots of photos :)