LATEST UPDATE: Uh Oh – I’m Home Alone At Christmas…

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A wee update to my previous post – so, I went out into the garage and almost killed myself trying to get all the Christmas stuff but I ended up with this…

 

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Uh Oh – I’m Home Alone At Christmas…

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I’m home alone as Greg has his work’s Christmas night out. I don’t have a good track record when it comes to being left at home alone…

One Christmas I done this.

Another time I did this.

So far today I have shifted all the furniture in the living room around and also did this…

 

And the night is still young!

 

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The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2015 Edition…

It’s finally here – The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2015 – are you brave enough…
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The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2014 Edition…

Since it’s coming close to Christmas and it will soon be time for me to produce The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2015, let’s remind ourselves of the years gone by – here’s the 2014 edition.
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The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2013 Edition…

Since it’s coming close to Christmas and it will soon be time for me to produce The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2015, let’s remind ourselves of the years gone by starting with 2013.

 

10 – “Monkey-ing around the Christmas Tree” –   Fair enough if people want to have a Monkey as a pet but if you really need to dress it up for a Christmas photo then at least dress it up in a festive outfit…

 

 

9 – “Santa Claws” – I have a jumper like that. I have a cat. I like taking photos of my cat. Would I do a Christmas card like this….no!

 

 

8 – “Have yourself a naked, little Christmas” – When looking for photos for this list I was shocked, nae grossed out, with how many people want to send naked family Christmas cards. This is one of the “not so bad” ones even though I have just realised that the man is wearing a nappy. Seriously?

 

 

7 – Happy Christmas (War Is Over) – Honestly. Guns & Christmas don’t mix. Guns, Christmas and kids certainly don’t. Weird, just weird.

 

 

6 – “It’ll Be Lonely This Christmas” – I sense there should be someone else in this photo on the couch next to her….someone took the photo, surely they could have set a timer and joined the poor girl. Or maybe she set the timer herself awwwww so sad…

 

 

5 – “I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus” – Yes, and you obviously told your Daddy who then decked Santa’s halls…

 

 

4 – “Blue Christmas” – I think maybe this porno Mummy would also kiss Santa Claus and probably just about anything else that moves. Seriously Mummy – cover yourself up or your bits will go blue as well…

 

3 – “O Come All Ye Faithful” – I think there is a dog missing from this photo…

 

 

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2 – “All I Want For Christmas Is You” – After this family sent out their Christmas cards I’m sure the little girl was found in the woods somewhere…

 

1 – “When A (Devil) Child Is Born” –  This is my favourite. If this dropped through my letter box at Christmas I would be moving home before the house burned down.

 

 

MERRY CHRISTMAS – take lots of photos

 

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