The Top 10 One Liner Jokes From Comedian Tim Vine

The best one liner jokes

I love one liner jokes. Bang, straight to the funny. I don’t like long jokes, I can never remember them and if I do then I usually get them wrong.

The King of one liner jokes, in my eyes, is Tim Vine so here’s ten of his best…

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What is your favourite? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

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