I’ve Been Trolled: Why Be An Internet Troll When You Can Be An Internet Moomin?

The Moomins

Internet Trolls

It’s a sad fact of life that there has always been vile people in the world making even more vile comments. In the days of social media it’s given these “trolls”  a much wider audience…

I have been blogging for almost three years and I guess I have been fortunate up to now that all my comments have been positive. However, that’s just changed.

For some reason I’ve just been targeted by some trolls leaving nasty comments which initially I took personally but I soon got over it. It was also quite timely that when I checked out the latest video on my favourite vocal coach extraordinaire’s You Tube channel, Fel, she too has suffered the trolls and has some great advice…

Events such as the George Square tragedy in Glasgow have also given these trolls the attention that they absolutely don’t deserve. When I was still quite new to the whole tweeting thing I hold my hand up and admit I have had jibes at celebrities. My poor excuse is “it’s just too easy to do these days” but I would hate to think I’d ever upset anyone. Twitter should come with a rulebook i.e. if you don’t have something nice to say – say nothing!

I want to now try and stick to my own Social Media rule…

“Don’t be an internet troll – be an internet Moomin”

What on Earth is a Moomin you might well ask. Well, they were a popular cartoon on the television when I was growing up and what they are is…

“The Moomins are the central characters in a series of books, and a comic strip by Swedish-speaking Finnish illustrator and writer Tove Jansson, originally published inSwedish by Schildts[2] in Finland. They are a family of white, roundish fairy tale characters with large snouts that make them resemble hippopotamuses. The carefree and adventurous family live in their house in Moominvalley, though in the past, their temporary residences have included a lighthouse and a theatre. They have had many adventures along with their various friends.”

The Moomins

Basically trolls are nasty and Moomins are nice, I’m going to be nice on the internet so therefore I’m going to be an internet Moomin.

What’s even better is that there is a Moomin for everyone so you can decide which one you want to be. After you’ve had a look at the video – pick below from the character that best describes you…all together now “ba, ba, ba, bababa ba the Moomins…”

Moominpappa: Father of the family, but boyish and adventurous. He likes to be present when something unusual happens. He is philosophical at times and likes writing his memoirs.

Moominmamma: The calm mother, who takes care that Moominhouse is a safe place to be. She wants everyone to be happy, appreciates individuality, but settles things when someone is wronged. She always brings good food as well as whatever else may be necessary on a journey in her handbag.

Moomin: The little boy of the family, interested in and excited about everything he sees and finds, always trying to be good, but sometimes getting into trouble while doing so, he is very brave and always finds a way to make his friends happy.

The Hemulens: Creatures that believe in order and like to boss other people around, but find it difficult to listen to anyone and lack a sense of humor. Many hemulens like collecting stuff, and have little time to think about much else.

Sniff: A small creature, who lives in the Moomin house. He likes to take part in everything, but is afraid to do anything dangerous. Sniff appreciates all valuables and makes many plans to get rich, but does not succeed.

Snork Maiden: Moomin’s girlfriend. She is happy and energetic, but often suddenly changes her mind on things. She loves nice clothes and jewelry and is a little flirtatious.

The Snork: Snorkmaiden’s brother. He is an introvert by nature and is always inventing things. The residents of Moominvalley often ask Snork for help solving tricky problems and building machines. Snorks are like moomintrolls, but change colour according to their mood.

Snufkin: Moomin’s best friend. The lonesome philosophical traveller, who likes to play the harmonica and wanders around the world with only a few things, so as not to make his life complicated. He always comes and goes as he pleases, is carefree and has lots of admirers in Moominvalley. He is also shown to be quite fearless and calm in even the most dire situations, which has proven to be a great help to Moomintroll and the others when in danger.

Little My: A mischievous tomboyish little girl, who lives in the Moomin house and has a brave, spunky personality. She likes adventure, but loves catastrophes, and often does mean things on purpose. She finds messiness and untidiness exciting and is very down to earth, when others aren’t.

The younger Mymble, also referred to as “the Mymble’s daughter”: Little My’s amiable and helpful big sister, and half-sister of Snufkin. She often has romantic daydreams about the love of her life, particularly policemen.

Too-Ticky: A wise woman, and good friend of the family. She has a boyish look, with a blue hat and a red-striped shirt. She dives straight into action to solve dilemmas in a practical way. Too Ticky is the one of the people in Moominvalley, who does not hibernate, instead spending the winter in the cozy sauna building of the Moominhouse.

Mrs Fillyjonk: A female rodent-like being who believes order and principle are vital to life, and she does not want her three children to learn bad habits. She easily loses her temper and even the slightest misfortune depresses her. She is often seen cleaning the house.

The Hattifatteners Mushroom-like silent creatures, that wander around the world eternally, often in large groups, wanting to reach the horizon. They travel by boat and get attracted by lightning, when they become electric and quite dangerous.

Thingumy and Bob: Inseparable twins, with their own funny language, which a Hemulen deciphers, consisting largely of spoonerisms and similar inversions of words and syllables. Moomin eventually gets the hang of it, while Sniff thinks they are speaking a foreign language. They like to hide in small places, but to others it is not always clear what they are up to. They do not know what is theirs and steal Moominmama’s handbag to live in, which they soon return when they realise how much she needs it. The ruby they stole is, however not returned to the groke at all. They swap the ruby for another ruby with the Hobgoblin (Finn Family Moomintroll).

The Groke: A ghost-shaped creature that scares everyone, she says nothing (she growls) and the ground freezes below her. The other characters are afraid of her, but she is just simply very lonely. The Groke is also attracted to fire, but when she sees it and sits on it, the fire will extinguish.

Stinky: A small furry creature that always plays jokes on the family in the house, where he sometimes lives. He likes pinching things, is proud of his reputation as a crook, but always gets found out. He is simple and only thinks of himself.

The Muddler (Moomins): Living in a coffee tin, this anxious collector stores away all the buttons he finds, but his carelessness with the collection makes him lose and forget things. The Fuzzy is the Muddler’s wife, whom he met on an adventure with Moominpappa. Sniff is their child, but he lives with the Moomins.

Have you chosen? Let me know which one you are in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014 and, remember…

“Don’t be an internet troll – be an internet Moomin”

#InternationalCatDay: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 How Sad Is It To Appear In A #Selfie With Your Cat…

#InternationalCatDay: Cat Selfies

My cat, Disco, disagrees with the theory that you need opposable thumbs to appear in a “selfie”…

Let me take a #selfie...

Let me take a #selfie…

 

Do you have any photos of yourself with your pets? Share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

 

What The Flickr You Doing?

What is Flickr?

Other than sharing my photos here on my blog I wanted some sort of outlet just for photos…

I don’t think I could cope with running another blog so that wasn’t an option.

I really don’t understand Pinterest.

So, the best option I decided was Flickr. I’ve used Flickr on and off for years and most of my personal photos are stored there privately so that I have an online backup. However, I thought it was about time that Steve Says… went on Flickr so now it is…

 

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Wanna be my Flickr buddy?

From now on all my new photos I share on my blog will also go on Flickr and I intend to upload all historical ones too. I do like challenging myself don’t I?

Are you on Flickr? Let me know your details in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

Princess Diana

Princess Diana’s Birthday

Princess Diana would have been 55 today!

It’s funny to think that there are now people in the world of adult age that weren’t even born before Princess Diana died.

It’s reminded me of this.

There is a shop dummy mannequin type thing that is in a charity shop window near to the flat I used to live in that I swear is Princess Diana. To say I’ve become obsessed with it is not too far from the truth…

Here she is…

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I used to take a photograph every time it/she had an outfit change. Maybe that’s acceptable?

I used to post updates on Facebook. Again, acceptable?

When I moved house, my friends would send me photo updates. Is there a problem being identified?

One of my friends went into the shop and asked if he could buy it for my birthday but was declined. Yes, alarm bells, it’s a problem but it only gets worse…

One of my other friends visiting Aberdeen took it to an extra level and went into the shop and asked the staff to take a photo of him with her and told them the whole story. Here’s the result…

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I got jealous and couldn’t have someone else do something that I hadn’t. I went to the shop, during my lunch break, to get my photo taken with her. I have to say the member of staff was so accommodating and asked me if I wanted to hold her. She asked should she be put in a different outfit as she was still wearing the same one from when my friend had came in. Nice to know I’m not the only crazy one😉

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Every time I am back in the area I always have to go get an update as shown below. She looked shy in this one…in a typical Princess Diana pose.

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In typical me style, I’ve made a video of all the different photos I have taken over time.

Am I mad? You decide….I’m off to watch Mannequin😉

A Pain In The Twitter! Ten Reasons To HATE Social Media

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When is Social Media a pain in the Twitter?

10. Bloggers: Ugh. We all think we’re funny, or smart or interesting. Sometimes we are and often times we’re not.This doesn’t apply to me of course, and you guys are all great, re…

Source: Top Ten Tuesday! Ten Reasons To HATE Social Media

Bargain Of A Lifetime: I Love My New Bang & Olufsen

Regular followers of my blog will know that I love music and I also love really good sound systems such as the awesome products made by Bang & Olufsen. I am lucky enough to own a few of these products – not all bought brand new as I am sadly not that rich.

I had been considering make another very small purchase but it would have again been one of the newer, reasonably priced models such as the BeoPlay A2 until one evening Greg showed me a for sale ad on Facebook and I went into some kind of hysterical musical overdrive.

I used to work for the company as a Sales & Marketing Executive (fancy title but I mostly just dusted the products) in Aberdeen and one of the most popular systems back then was something called BeoSound 3000 with a pair of BeoLab 6000 speakers. This was in 2003 and the total price of the system cost over £3500!

If you wanted a stand with it then that was £300 and the remote control was £150 so can you imagine me having to be picked up off the floor when I saw the price tag for all these items on Facebook was…£450.

It sounded too good to be true but after a few messages exchanged we went to pick it up from quite a pricey house in a posh area of town – somewhat clarifying to me that it wasn’t stolen. I’m still not entirely sure why the lady was selling it so cheap when even she told me how much of a bargain I was getting and that it almost broke her heart to sell the system so cheap. I got the hell out of there with my new Bang & Olufsen before either her heart broke or her mind changed!

It now takes pride of place in my living room…

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I knew, of course, that the sound quality would be awesome but I have found myself listening to songs I have heard hundreds of times and hearing instruments on parts of the song that I have never heard before. It is truly outstanding and as if there is a live orchestra in the room.

For example, when I listen to “Chandelier” by Sia I could swear she is actually in the room with me singing the song…

This post has also been entered into Hugh’s weekly photo challenge with the theme Music