#InternationalCatDay: On A Scale Of 1 To 10 How Sad Is It To Appear In A #Selfie With Your Cat…

#InternationalCatDay: Cat Selfies

My cat, Disco, disagrees with the theory that you need opposable thumbs to appear in a “selfie”…

Let me take a #selfie...

Let me take a #selfie…

 

Do you have any photos of yourself with your pets? Share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

 

Imagine If Your Pet Could Talk

CAT-GIF-2-funny-and-cute-Cats-talking-together-like-humansIf Your Pet Could Talk Whose Voice Would It Have?

I have three cats – Bingo, Disco and Aggie. They are all quite vocal as it as so I think I would be demented if they could actually speak like a human. If they could though – whose voice do I think they would have?

Bingo is almost 10 years old and is very set in her ways so I would expect her to sound something like Mrs Mangel from the Australian soap opera Neighbours…


Disco is the most affectionate, naughtiest and has the loudest purr ever. She would definitely have a high, squeaky voice like Cyndi Lauper


Aggie is a stray cat who turned up one night just before Christmas and despite trying very hard to find her owner – no one has claimed her so she’s  stayed with us. I imagine she would sound Irish like actress Brenda Fricker best known for her role in Home Alone 2…


What about you? What voice would your pets have? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

If your pet could talk – whose voice would you want it to have and why? (self.AskReddit)

I also did an Ask Reddit which you can see here – these are a selection of the answers…

 

“Morgan Freeman- because it’s the only right answer”

“I have a very large black cat but he has a high pitched meow so I always thought Mike Tyson”

“John Cleese and Eric Idol. Those two cats would provide hours of entertainment”

“Always thought my schnauzer would sound like Ron Swanson”

img_0638

#FridayFunny: Simon’s Cat – “Fast Track”

If you own a cat and you have never watch Simon’s Cat videos then you are missing out…

Everyone with a cat will be able to relate to these videos and I think they are spot on – well done Simon!

Check out the latest video below…

 

Now sit back, relax and watch all the videos…

 

What’s the funniest thing you have came across this week? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @stevesays2014

#FridayFunny: You Seeing This S**t?

What would your cat do if it saw a little mechanical cat reach a paw out from a little box and steal a little coin?

Screen Shot 2016-03-31 at 20.16.22

Click the image to watch the video…

 

What’s the funniest thing you have came across this week? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @stevesays2014

Uh Oh – I’m Home Alone At Christmas

giphyThings I Do When I Am Home Alone At Christmas

I am usually left ‘home alone’ when Greg has his work’s Christmas night out. I don’t have a good track record when it comes to being left home alone…

One Christmas I done this.

Another time I did this.

The most recent time saw me shifting all the furniture in the living room around and also doing this…

I then later went out into the garage and almost killed myself trying to get all the Christmas decorations but I ended up with this…

What about you? What do you get up to when you are left home alone? Let me know in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014

REASONS WHY I ENJOY BEING HOME ALONE AT CHRISTMAS

 

The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2015 Edition…

Awkward Christmas Photos

There’s always some people who just go that little bit too far when it comes to the annual Christmas Photo.

Here are some awkward photos from 2015

291

10 – “Be Grateful For All Your Presents” – I told you I would rather have Pokemon cards than a baby brother for Christmas, did you listen, did you – NO!

 

slide_14950_209000_large

9 – “Suntan Claus” – mummy got drunk and passed out in her bed…her sun bed – silly mummy

 

enhanced-buzz-19196-1418058460-46

8 – “The Human Reindeer” – I really hope they took this picture before the movie, The Human Centipede, was released – I’m scared by this!

 

msg-138764843108

7 – “Elf, Where’s Your Pants?” – when shadows turn rude and make you look naked

 

download

6 – “Christmas Pets” – if you do feel the need to include your pets in your photos then try to make it special

 

awkward-3-660

5 – “Merry Christmas, Baby” – they seem to have forgotten about someone…

 

 

 

2956d5322b3aea8aca991a1c2a95ed43

3 – “Deck The Balls” – good attempt but do they light up?

 

15991132965_f53c7b2c65_z

2 – “A Christmas Beard” – although this is not particularly awkward and is actually kinda cool as it seems to be the trend this year…however it’s a nice photo to prepare you for number one

 

ec449de396d1b6a6d2488a133cb26fb8

1- “The Anti-Santy” – there are literally no words!

Do you have a favourite awkward Christmas photo?

Do you have any Christmas fails you are brave enough to share? I’d love to hear about them so share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014.

Come back soon for my 2016 Christmas Top Ten and in the meantime take a look at my other Awkward Photos Top Tens.

The World's Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos

 

The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2014 Edition

Awkward Christmas Photos

There’s always some people who just go that little bit too far when it comes to the annual Christmas Photo.

Here are some awkward photos from 2014

 

santa2

10 – “All I Want For Christmas Is For You To F*** Off” – I thought all kids loved Christmas and Santa Claus? Well, apparently this little b***h doesn’t.

 

9 – “Merry Christmas Doll Face” – There are thousands of bad Christmas photos with people thinking that it is a good idea to pose with their pets, however, this dude takes it one step further and also has a plastic doll. Why? Well, I can only imagine the reason is that he is actually mental?

 

8 – “The Weather Is A Bit Nip-py” – If you do feel the need to get naked in a Christmas photo then at least make it funny!

 

7 – “The Nightmare Before Christmas” – This looks like the Holiday special for the movie – The Shining or Child’s Play – CREEPY!

 

6 –  “Have You Been Good?” – Yes, yes! Please don’t kill me Mr Claus!

 

c72a683c9be51b0572bb1d6f5ce2453d

5 – “It Was A Wonderful Life…” As if it’s not bad enough that they’ve sent their grandma off to a nursing home they rub it in her face by making her look ridiculous!

 

4 – “Wreck The Balls” – it seemed like a good idea to do a Miley Cyrus tribute at the time…

 

3 – “Stop The Cavalry” – Some people don’t know when to stop, she’s about to give birth to another one of these creatures!

 

christmas-tree-hair

2 – “Ho Christmas Tree” – no one likes a show off!

 

joy

1 – “Joy To The World” – just remember that not everyone likes Christmas!

Do you have a favourite awkward Christmas photo?

Do you have any Christmas fails you are brave enough to share? I’d love to hear about them so share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014.

Come back soon for my 2016 Christmas Top Ten and in the meantime take a look at my other Awkward Photos Top Tens.

The World's Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos

The World’s Top 10 Awkward Christmas Photos 2013 Edition

Awkward Christmas Photos

There’s always some people who just go that little bit too far when it comes to the annual Christmas Photo.

Here are some awkward photos from 2013…

awkward-christmas-card-photos-large-msg-1324080945721

10 – “Monkey-ing around the Christmas Tree” –   Fair enough if people want to have a Monkey as a pet but if you really need to dress it up for a Christmas photo then at least dress it up in a festive outfit…

 

9 – “Santa Claws” – I have a jumper like that. I have a cat. I like taking photos of my cat. Would I do a Christmas card like this….no!

 

8 – “Have yourself a naked, little Christmas” – When looking for photos for this list I was shocked, nae grossed out, with how many people want to send naked family Christmas cards. This is one of the “not so bad” ones even though I have just realised that the man is wearing a nappy. Seriously?

 

7 – Happy Christmas (War Is Over) – Honestly. Guns & Christmas don’t mix. Guns, Christmas and kids certainly don’t. Weird, just weird.

 

6 – “It’ll Be Lonely This Christmas” – I sense there should be someone else in this photo on the couch next to her….someone took the photo, surely they could have set a timer and joined the poor girl. Or maybe she set the timer herself awwwww so sad…

 

5 – “I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus” – Yes, and you obviously told your Daddy who then decked Santa’s halls…

 

4 – “Blue Christmas” – I think maybe this porno Mummy would also kiss Santa Claus and probably just about anything else that moves. Seriously Mummy – cover yourself up or your bits will go blue as well…

 

3 – “O Come All Ye Faithful” – I think there is a dog missing from this photo…

 

image

2 – “All I Want For Christmas Is You” – After this family sent out their Christmas cards I’m sure the little girl was found in the woods somewhere…

 

1 – “When A (Devil) Child Is Born” –  This is my favourite. If this dropped through my letter box at Christmas I would be moving home before the house burned down.

 

Do you have a favourite awkward Christmas photo?

Do you have any Christmas fails you are brave enough to share? I’d love to hear about them so share them with me in the comments below or tweet me @SteveSays2014.

Come back soon for my 2016 Christmas Top Ten and in the meantime take a look at my other Awkward Photos Top Tens.

Awkward Christmas Photos